|This will not happen to you if you get a camper, your more likely to have a relationship with the AA man according to the daily mash|
I love the Daily Mash even more after it targets VW Camper owners for a serious satire attack. Loved this line : "Sales manager Tom Logan said: “I’m going to buy a Jamie Oliver van, put a surf board on the top and drive around Cornwall with a terrier with one of those little hankies round his neck. I will definitely pick up an attractive female hitch-hiker in a battered straw hat and have consensual sex with her." Sums up the hopeless optimism of the male camper owner and suggests its replaced the Harley Davidson as the mid life crisis males penis extension on wheels!